Apparently, Mariah Carey married Nick Cannon yesterday. According to Latina.com and TMZ.com, the two wed in the Bahamas, in a small private ceremony that was attended by close friends of the fairly new couple. Da Brat was there. I know, random. The whole thing is random. I don’t know who or what I’m more weirded out by. The fact that an R&B superstar like Mariah would dip in the baby pool and not just mess with, but marry!, Nick Cannon or that a promising actor/artist like Nick Cannon would fall for a not-so-together Mariah. I’m so confused. More confusing is the theybf blog’s report that Alicia Keys is with Swizz Beatz. What is going on? The celebrity couple thing has officially gotten way out of hand.