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10 Reasons Why Rick Ross Should Have Told The Truth About Being a Corrections Officer…

Kim Osorio

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I have been thinking about this Rick Ross thing, and it’s funnier than I initially thought, so I came up with some reasons why Rick Ross should have just come clean.

1. People who “hustle” or sell drugs or whatever Rick Ross has claimed to do always have a “cover,” so being a Corrections Officer could have easily been a cover for him. Then he could have straight flipped it, and been like a crooked cop (even though COs aren’t really police) and made music about that, ultimately selling more than he does because he really doesn’t sell that much in this climate.

2. When did having a job become unacceptable in hip-hop?? If Ross indeed were a c.o. before his rap days, then at least, he had checks coming in. It could have easily inspired other aspiring artists to stay focused on their dreams because dreams can come true and one day maybe they too could own a house with a pool that has a very not so attractive face at the bottom of it (see that MTV cribs episode for clarity).

3. Akon had already set a precedent in these type of incidents, and Ross is not even as big as Akon, so why would he follow his lead and risk the backlash. It’s not like he has a song that says he WASN’T  a corrections officer.

4. Computers, research, documents are all pretty easy to find for…um….RESEARCHERS…didn’t he know someone was going to go find them? Doesn’t Rick Ross know he would have been exposed in a matter of days?

5. Milli Vanilli

6. Imagine the press he could have gotten behind a story (which he could have made up since we know he’s already capable of lying) about a corrections officer who met some drug dealers in jail and then ultimately was able to turn his boring ass day job into a life of luxury.

7. There would have now been a very good reason why he grew that atrocious beard in the first place. He could have said that he used to whip a lot of ass in jail and the criminals would be looking for him so he hid behind the bush on his face.

8. He could have said that that’s how he met Foxy Brown. Plus, I’m sure they could both use friends in the system.

9. In hip-hop, there are a lot more worse things to be than a corrections officer, one of which is being a fraud.

10. Maybe he has some better pics of himself back then, and he would have been able to circulate them to make up for the one above….where, by the way, he looks a lot happier than I’ve ever seen him look in a rap video.

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21 Comments

  1. Jackpot says:

    I wonder how Bruce Willis feels about this. But I agree, he could have flipped it and start saying how he’s the dude that snuck weed for the inmates. Newsflash, Ricky! Being a cop doesnt equal being a freakin C.O. Somebody needs to parody “pushin it” and clown him for lying, that deceptive ass cunt muffin.

  2. [...] 10 Reasons Why Rick Ross Should Have Told The Truth [...]

  3. RY says:

    This my first visit to the site. Halarious. I’ll be returning. Dumbass shoulda came clean. I can’t wait till the pics of lil wayne being a hall monitor start to surface. Who gives a shit….

  4. Mike Larry says:

    LOL @ #5 BUT I AGREE.

  5. djlissamonet says:

    LMAO@#5
    yes kim.
    remind him again.

  6. miss j says:

    There are many rap artist who never even been to jail and that’s a great thing! I can’t understand why he lied and Did he think his real life past included was just gonna ‘go away’? My boyfriend is a bartender and he said that when Rick Ross came into the club there was something fake about him I thought he was hatin cause I had the cd in heavr rotation ain’t that something.

  7. THIS IS A FRAUD EVERYDAY IM HUSSLIN MY ASS ,PUSH IT YEA RIGHT UP YOUR ASSTHAT NIGGA NEED A ASS WHOOPIN HES FAKE HE KNOWS THE REAL NOREAGA ALRIGHT U FUCKIN DEP.HE ONLY OWES U HUNNDRED FAVORS BECAUSE U WAS HIS DEP U FAT PIG FUCK THAT DUDE IM EMBARESSED THAT I JUST DID A SHOW WITH THIS FAT FUCK IN SAN DIEGO BUT EVERYONE HOLLA AT ME ON MYSPACE FLAMEDAHOOLAGEN@GMAIL.COM

  8. beto,redwood city ca. says:

    man fuk ricky ross,foo talks bout the same s*it on every track….drugs and money,just like any other rapper that think they hella hard cuz of a track.talk bout something diferent…..

  9. J says:

    LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

    see, this is why I LOVE this blog!

    I’m glad he’s exposed.

    This is the greatest example of the “smoke and mirrors, flashing lights” phenomenon in hip hop.

    ::smh::

  10. rmf says:

    wow.

    all true but…wow.

    can’t wait to read more of your blog.

  11. GEE OTTO says:

    Another one Bites the Dust! I can see why it would be hard to believe that a bushy, blow dealing, rapper that talks about chopper with bodies on them and has a rap clique named Carol City Cartel (CCC or Triple C’s) could, in his former life be a CO. He def plays the part very well of a hardened criminal through his words but in the end it is kind of all um…..B…………S?

  12. [...] retrospect, there were just way too many reasons why Ross should have told the truth. Dude was only 19 when he got the job. Blame it on being a young man trying to find your way, Rick. [...]

  13. due to the recent findings about rick ross, i’ve had enough…This is sort of my social commentary on the state of the game or one could call it a musical expose’ using video footage and pictures such as rick ross blatently denying that he was a C.O, also can be seen as a challenge to these rappers to just keep it real and be themselves…i know ur busy so i won’t go on i’ll just give the link…but please…hip hop (consumers included) NEED to see this…(viewers beware: weezy fans, ross fans, game fans, etc…aka studio gangstas)

    Dot The Hip Hop Savior

  14. Hasan says:

    HE’S STILL THE BOSS.NO MATTER WHAT.HE’S MUSIC SO DOPE. I LOVE DIS NIGGGA

  15. This whole thing bothered me ALOT. I wish rap music could be honest with itself and with others.

    Rap-Lies=Hip Hop

  16. Freeway says:

    I thought Rick Ross hustled everyday…maybe in his dreams…oh people seem to believe his lies.

  17. BreddyTisapoddess says:

    edlpwbulaimtdwhnwell, hi admin adn people nice forum indeed. how’s life? hope it’s introduce branch ;)

  18. I thought you really had a friendship with Inga Fox Brown. Have you ever released any of the book material you worked on with sis?

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