R. Kelly, just admit it. Please.

I’m inclined to believe that R. Kelly will do and say almost anything to get off in his child pornography case. First, defense lawyers claim that the man in the infamous video having sex with an underaged girl (a child!) does not have a mole, while they maintain that R. Kelly does. Okay. Next, they ask one of the prosecution’s witness how she knows that that is R. Kelly’s body is attached to his face. I’m just waiting for what’s next, like someone will get up on the stand and say that R. Kelly is not the one on the tape because he usually pees to the left.

So far, witnesses have ID’d Kellz as the man in the video. It’s only a matter of time now. It’s obvious that his body was telling him yes, but i’m not sure whether his mind had any say so.




A little poem that I call “Why?”

Why is Prodigy rappin’ in all these different languages? It’s actually not him but a new voice technology that translates his words for him. It sounds stupid. Why would he want to sound stupid? Why.

Why is Kanye’s new video Flashing Lights just shameless promotion for a Playboy model that somebody in his crew (could be him) wants to sleep with? Why oh why.

Why is Tank taking photos in handcuffs while he’s smiling when he just finished telling us he was the victim of police brutality? Why. Tell me why.

Why hasn’t R. Kelly’s case gone to trial yet when we first heard this like ten years ago? the little girls are all adults now. Why.

Why won’t Jennifer Hudson ever wear a push-up bra? what does she have against it? Why. Why. Why.